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hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

sadgurl95:

same

No offense but Edward is such an ugly name sorry it’s ugly though

I really need everybody to know how much I love the boy who blocked his own shot like I REALLY need you all to understand

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

Alright honestly the most annoying part of having divorced parents is when they’re like “DONT FORCE ME TO MAKE YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER” like honestly. Am I right or am I right ladies

Bella is so fucking annoying why is she holding a vote on who wants her to be a vampire or not to prove a point I knew it was coming and I had to put the book down and breathe but now im reading it and it’s worse than I recall why is she such a piss baby. I hate that phrase but I honestly can’t think of anything else she’s such a piss baby

Chortle offense number 3 has just occurred

Why did Jacob pick up the phone and ruin everything like the waste of space he is

styloser:

*likes post* *sees who posted it* *unlikes it*

vegetablehumor:

sadstagram:

vegetablehumor:

"But like, imagine being rejected by Matt Penna"
You know what Dana…

AS HE WAS MAKIG THIS POST HE SAID “GIVE ME A MINUTE” IT TOOK HIM LIKE FOREVER….TO MAKE THIS POST….

You know what… I’m sharing intimate stories with you and this is what I get… F*uck you

vegetablehumor:

"But like, imagine being rejected by Matt Penna"
You know what Dana…

AS HE WAS MAKIG THIS POST HE SAID “GIVE ME A MINUTE” IT TOOK HIM LIKE FOREVER….TO MAKE THIS POST….

I am literally so bored Bella hasn’t even jumped off the cliff yet Edwards been Mia since like page 85 and honestly. I don’t need this